100 THINGS I HATE ABOUT KWON JIYONG. 

1. First of all, I hate you because I know that I will never find a guy like you in reality. 
2.  I hate you for giving me high expectations on men.
3.  I hate how I don’t get enough sleep watching some videos of you on Youtube.
4.  I hate that you can look cute, hot, handsome and sexy at the same time.
5. I hate you for having so many hairstyles to the point that I can’t even choose which one is my favorite.
6. I hate it that you’re the most handsome when you’re wearing the simplest clothes.
7.  I hate your sexy brown eyes that can make fangirls pregnant. Who says Top can only impregnate?
8. I hate your cute high pitched voice.
9. I  hate that the image of you waking up in the morning is the cutest thing on earth. 
10.  I hate it that I miss the chubby face of yours.
11.  I hate your smirk. It makes me wanna sin.
12. I hate that you can look cute, hot, handsome and sexy at the same time.
13.  I hate you for being a fashionista and making me feel that I have no fashion sense for a girl.
14.  I hate it how you can wear plain white shirt and deep vnecks and still look stunning.
15. I hate it that you’re good in everything especially in making girls swoon.
16.  I hate it that you’re so adorable in your Coffee Prince parody.
17. I hate your calmness and bravery when dealing with problems.
18. I hate your falsetto in Cafe because it gives me goosebumps.
19.  I hate how you rap in A Fool’s Only Tears because it makes me cry.
20.  I hate that it confuses me if you’re really hard to approach or not.
21.  I hate it when you’re dressed as a girl, because you look prettier than me.
22.  I hate that you can sing, rap, dance, write songs very well. I feel so talentless.
23. I hate how you write lyrics because I can feel every emotions of you in it.
24. I hate reading interviews about your ideal type because she sounds nothing like me.
25.  I hate that I don’t know what to react if I’ll get the chance to meet you someday.
26. I hate that you hate that love song, because actually I’m inlove with it.
27.  I hate it how I don’t like your hairstyle on Lollipop MV but you still look undeniably cute on it.
28.  I hate how you’re such a good bestfriend to Taeyang. I envy Taeyang for having a good bestfriend.
29. I hate your Heartbreaker album because of the accusations of plagiarism just broke your heart.
30. I hate it how you dance so well that I even think that your the main dancer of Big Bang.
31.  I hate that gummy smile of yours.
32.  I hate it that you look handsome even without makeup.
33. I hate your version of This Love because I sometimes think that Maroon 5’s version sucks even if it’s the original one.
34. I hate that you’re so cute and squishy without even trying.
35. I hate it when you curse because I find it hot.
36. I  hate the way you laugh when one of the boys makes mistakes.
37. I hate that you can pull off any hairstyle.
38.  I hate it that automatically, like a reflex action, my eyes search for you first on Big Bang MVs and performances
39. I hate it that you look good in everything.
40. I hate it that you’re such a gentleman.
41. I hate you because I wanna fly to Korea every.single.minute.of.my.life just to see you.
42. I hate that super cute mole on your face.
43.  I hate how your mouth twitches and make that cute ‘thinking’ face.
44.  I hate that on a young age, you’re already freakin rich.
45.  I hate that you’re so hardworking that you barely even get to sleep.
46. I hate it that you’re dressed in designer clothes from head to toe. I’ll probably look like trash next to you.
47. I hate that you always make me cry because of the songs that you composed.
48. I hate how I miss your crooked teeth.
49. I hate that you’re so humble despite of your success.
50. I hate it that I’m not actually fond with dogs but if it’s Gaho, well it’s a different story.
51. I hate that most of the songs of Big Bang.. your part is my most favorite.
52.  I hate it that you’re good in everything especially in making girls swoon.
53. I  hate it that you’re so polite that you even bow to your hoobaes.
54. I hate it when people bash you because I just have the sudden urge to punch them in their face.
55. I hate it when I listen to your songs because I can feel your loneliness in it.
56.  I hate your blonde hair because whenever I see a blonde Asian guy, it automatically reminds me of you. (e.g Eunhyuk, Jay Park, Thunder)
57. I hate how skinny you look right now. I miss healthy Jiyong.
58.  I hate it that I’ve learned to love rap music because of you. 
59.  I hate that I’ve already accepted your smoking habits and it’s actually weird that I find it hot.
60. I hate that I find it sweet that you don’t break up with your girlfriends because you don’t want to break their hearts.
61. I hate it that I love your childish side the most.
62. I hate the scar that is near in your eyes because it’s just one of the proofs that everyone has it’s own flaws.
63. I hate how you make lip-biting an art.
64. I hate it when someone insults you because I always do my best just to make that person shut up
65. I hate that I can’t stop laughing whenever I see you predebut pictures.
66. I hate that you’re soooooooo fuckin’ cute even when you’re still a kid. I mean, didn’t you have an awkward phase, just like all of us?
67.  I hate your overflowing charisma.
68.  I hate that I even admitted that you’re not the prettiest idol in Korea. But screw those pretty idols.. Your personality and talent are enough for me.
69. I hate it that you’re the most handsome when you’re wearing the simplest clothes.
70. I hate it that I love your new tattoos.
71. I hate it that you can wear skirts and still look hot.
72. I hate how your songs get banned.
73. I hate your cute Engrish skills.
74. I hate you because you’re paired with everyone except me. Lol.
75. I hate it that I really find it attractive when guys play with little kids. Then all of a sudden, there was a photo of you playing with a sick kid.
76. I hate it when you do backflips because it reflects my heart that is doing backflips and somersaults because of you.
77. I hate that I get butterflies whenever I listen to your song, Butterfly.
78.  I hate that you can be that cute little boy today and be that arrogant city boy later.
79. I hate it that automatically, like a reflex action, my eyes search for you first on Big Bang MVs and performances
80.  I hate how Seungri, Top, Daesung and Taeyang mess up my bias list every single day,  but at the end of the day, you’re still my number one.
81. I hate that your name is synonymous to the word ‘swag’.
82. I hate it when you cover your face or mouth every time you laugh because you’re covering that infectious smile of yours.
83. I hate it when you cry because I can’t do anything about it but to cry as well and just stare at the computer.
84. I hate it when you wear hats/caps/beanies because it means that you didn’t wash your hair again, hahaha.
85. I hate you because you’re such a neat freak. You’ll probably pass out when you’ll enter my room, haha.
86. I hate your acting in Haru Haru MV because it makes me cry.
87. I hate your pink scarf that you always wear. Never in my life that I’ve been jealous to a freakin’ scarf.
88. I hate how “G G G G baby baby- GD GD GD baby baby” is stuck in my mind for 23984214829 days.
89. I hate how you wipe your mouth like a gangster.
90. I hate it that the more songs you compose, the more deepy I fall in love with BIGBANG.
91. I hate that just one smirk of yours can be the death of me.
92. I hate how you endure everything by yourself instead of sharing it with other people.
93. I hate it that I’ve cried when I discovered about the marijuana incident.. It’s not because of what you did..but it’s because that you’re probably having a hard time on that day.
94.  I hate that I already accepted the fact that I’ll never meet you.
95. I hate it that you’re the source of my happiness.
96. I hate it that you’re the only person that can make me laugh and cry at the same time.
97. I hate that I can wait for you until whenever.
98. I hate it that I’ve cried so hard when Big Bang won in MTV EMA. I am so proud of you, guys.
99. I hate it that I can enumerate 100 things that I hate about you… but a million reasons why I love you..
100. And lastly, I hate that as cliche as this quote sounds, “The more you hate the more you love.”, the lamest cliches are the truest ones afterall.
101. Who says I can only post 100 reasons why I hate you? And the question is, do I even hate you at all???? No, not even a little bit.. Not even at all.